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 The following is a work of Adult Interactive Fiction.

Adult means that it is intended for mature audiences, and may contain references to/depictions of sex, drugs, and/or rock-n-roll.

Interactive means that it features choices, and the content you encounter will depend on the ones you pick.

Fiction means that it is not real, and any similarity between it and the real world is the result of uninteded coincidence or intended parody.

By continuing, you certify that you are allowed to consume adult content within your jurisdiction of residence; that you understand the weight of your choices and are willing to live with their consequences; and that you can distinguish between fiction and reality without confusing one for the other.

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